

Oh teh Randomess....Once a kitten was eating my dogs tongue because it wanted flesh. But then the evil cat named Ben decided to fall in love with a mouse. The mouse was 50 feet tall! Ben licked his paw in shock and ate some cat food. Ben then grabbed the nearest object, which was a hard, dead puffer fish. The fish poked Ben in the mouth because he was molesting Junglekit. Junglekit screeched and kicked Bens sensitive little stomach. Then Ben grew into a fat lion. Junglekit laughed because Ben was all twitchy like a person with twitching disease. Then Ben saw a dog named Master. Master loved to play fetch with deadly things like sharp knives. Suddenly MasteOh teh Randomess....


Heavenly Clans- Chapter 1Darkness swirled around the dampness of the forest, dancing with the pale mist of the river. A beautiful white cat sat by the bank of the river, watching as the raging currents licked at her paws. Her mind drifted away from the night and beyond the stars, fitting into something much more then a dream. The night raked at her fur and the Stars beamed at the sight of her purple gaze. The wind blew harshly agents her fur, sending a shiver up her spine that forced her to remember. She shut her eyes tightly, feeling thee wind blow once again. She bit her lip as the first rain drop fell into the ragging currents of the river. &Heavenly Clans- Chapter 1


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Long ago, before the Clans of Thunder, Wind, Shadow and River were formed and chaos still roamed the forest, four Warrior Ancestor Clans ruled the Heavens. There was CloudClan, the hunters of the skies. CloudClan would watch the Clan-less cats as they hunted and would follow them as large white or gray clouds in day and night. Then MoonClan, proud and brave creatures that would watch over strong cats that lived in bands together and moved only at night. If the moon was full, it meant MoonClan was happy with bravery shown in someone's heart. Then was SunClan, stealthy and strong-willed. SunClan watched over ki


Taco Man 6Mizeena:.....Taco Man 6
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Mizeena: DAMMIT!!!!! Where's teh voice in teh sky?!?!?!!?
Sasha: He quit, remember?
Mizeena:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOW THE READERS DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING!!!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOUR '*' MAN!!!!!! CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasha:Relax...the good news is I just saved thousands of doloras by switching to...........uh.......Aflac?
Mizeena:hmmm.....525,600 minues ^w^
Sasha: wha?
RasenganBlood: WOOT! I found a new '*'
-Yo peeps- &
(Picture: CloudTail)
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Adicted to tic tacs. In need of rehab D:
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I am what I iz and that's all that I are ^^
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i do not believe in god...
only in people... and the good in them...
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Moved too :devmamasass:
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06/02 => DD
07/02 => DailyDeviant's feature
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Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
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Im just going to swallow it whole now, regurgitate it, and chew it later.
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